Monday, 23 July 2007

T4 on the Beach

I've pretty much just got back from 2007's T4 on the Beach. 'Twas marvelous fun. Me and my mate went to the second stage (where the instruments aren't mimed) which was amazing. We saw the likes of Mark Ronson, Badly Drawn Boy and The Hoosiers, all of which were brilliant. On the main stage we saw Mutya Buena, Girls Aloud and, for our sins, McFly.

If you watched the show, I think you should have noticed a bit with a magician with Alex Zane. In one shot you should notice Alex turn around and look at me. That's because the guy next to me pinched his...rear. It was tres amusing

The whole day was great, we had brilliant sunshine and the acts were amazing. If you live in the UK, watch out for T4 on the Beach 2007s being broadcast on Channel 4!

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

The World loves Freewebs

I found an interesting post on the GMC earlier. I urge you all not to respond to it as we're hoping to let that thread die. Anyhow, the post says that everyone except members of the GMC loves Freewebs. The truth is that anyone who knows anything about how the internet works and who has experience with various webhosts hates Freewebs because of it's annoying features, which I shouldn't need to outline.

It just amuses me that people like nateisraw think that they know more about things than people who have years of experience in the subject. He even argued with Brandman about it, the creator of
Parasyte Hosting, which has a beautiful new design since I last looked at it.

Monday, 16 July 2007

GTA 2 - First Impressions

This is the start of a series of articles on Grand Theft Auto 2, a game thought by some to be revolutionary and others to be mindless violence. To me, it is both.

There is something about GTA 2 which makes it very playable. As with many commercial games, it makes you want to go back and play more. Yet the game is very simple. It's a top-down game where you just run around with guns, steal cars and get chased by cops. So what makes it so great?

For me, it's probably just how interactive the game. There are people walking around and cars driving constantly. Whatever you do causes reactions. People will shout at you. Cars will try to swerve around you. Gangs will get angry or pleased with you.

Although it seems that GTA 2 is very simple, it is surprisingly complex. The AI is pretty smart and the respect system of the gangs is quite difficult to crack at times. It's as if the game system was random. Except it isn't. It's programmed to give you a unique game every time but still keep the same core ideas. The direction that you go on at the start of a level may affect your whole game, but you can still play to the style you want.

Graphically, GTA 2 is very pleasing. Although many (including me) complain that the graphics could be much better, they are still really suitable for the environment. The 3D walls also add something to the whole feel giving you a slightly more realistic setting.

The sounds of the game are good, though there are not many of them. One thing I feel that's missing from the second in the Grand Theft Auto series to later games is the car radios. Driving to good music is very important to me in such a game and I like to have fitting music blasting out as I'm chased by cops. I hope to publish in the future a list of appropriate tunes to listen to when playing so keep an eye out for that.

The downside of GTA 2 is, of course, the violence and exposure to crime which you get in the game. For younger people, it's not a good idea to play. I certainly wouldn't let my son or daughter play it. As well as graphic violence, there are very many indecent words and ideas. It is an adult game and really should stay that way.

Overall, I really do love GTA 2. It's not as good as later games but it's the only one in the series I have, so it's still a great game. You can do what you want with it - follow the missions or just drive around and wreck havoc. Both are great fun.

If you're interested in getting GTA 2 for yourself, go to the
Official Rockstar Games Website where you can download if completely legally and free of charge. Have fun and stay safe!

Tuesday, 3 July 2007

MarkUp - Issue 5

MarkUp Issue 5 has been released to the public. I have had an input into the magazine, writing three articles, and so got a sneak peek at this issue a while back.
Issue 5 contains articles on all the following (taken straight off the site) :

Teamwork Collaboration, Pt.2
The MMORPG Makers
3D vs. 2D Games
Arrays vs. Lists
File Search functions
Ammunition
Game Maker and the Registry
Review: Seilkus
Review: Arena
Review: Coaster Rider
Review: 2P Shooter
Featured resources by GMR
DragonScript 2.1
Interview with Martin "FredFredrickson" Crownover
The script of the month

To find out more about this issue and to download, go here.

Sunday, 1 July 2007

No R 4 U (How to annoy loved ones)

I've found a great way of annoying people I like. If you use stupid little pointless phrases in front of them (like No R 4 U), giving no indication of what they mean, it can really make them tick. I've been saying said phrase to my mates for a long time now and those who don't know what it means get really pissed off.

Try it today, and tell me any good phrases you've used!

Terrorism Troubles

It is with great regret the Public Life makes space for national news. I use the word "regret" due to the seriousness and...reality which is present enough to make me comment.

Recently, Britain has undergone a surge of terror threats. First, a car bomb in London was deactivated within minutes of going off. More recently two more mysterious packages have been identified in the capital along with a flaming car being driven into the entrance hall of Glasgow Airport.

The nation's terror alert gas been raised to "critical", meaning an attack is expected "imminently". It seems that we are, yet again, on the brink of a disastrous terrorist attack.

Nationwide

The real worry, possibly to your surprise, lies in the attack on Glasgow Airport. To me, this brings the severity of terrorism knocking at your door. Though no one was killed and only one civilian injured, the attack showed a nationwide awareness. No longer are terrorist threats likely to occur in London - the whole country is at risk.

As selfish as it may seem, the spread from London does bring with it real problems. Security now needs to be stepped up around the entire country - an almost impossible task. Police will be on full alert, constantly watching over the lands they must protect as a duty.

Vigilance

Many public figures have encouraged the nation to be "vigilant". They want anything suspicious reported to police in an attempt to foil any sort of attack before it happens.

But how can one really define a "mysterious" package or vehicle? I can plenty of unattended vehicles which could easily disguise bombs or suchlike. Similarly, bags may often seem unattended at bus stops if a distance from the owner.

It is likely that, in the immediate future, police will be overwhelmed by calls about unattended baggage which will turn out to contain little more than make-up and a copy of Hello magazine.

It is also sadly likely that "vigilance" will turn to discrimination towards minority races. Less than solving the problem inequality problems in Britain, terrorist attacks instead widen the difference gaps.

Passive

Personally, I won't be calling the police about mysterious anythings unless I feel the situation really deserves it. In my eyes, if people want to put bombs in public places, they damned well will.

Parking a vehicles in a car park in a busy shopping centre really requires very little effort, brains or courage. As long as you have the willpower, it's actually rather easy.

Sadly, stopping such threats is unfeasible to say the least. Possible solutions include not allowing anyone near any public places but rather forcing them to stay at home. Alternatively, we could become a Big Brother state, keeping track of every single person in the country and creating an Orwellian dictatorship.

The optimum solution is, worryingly, to just let it pass. Let it go and not let the attacks get to us. After all, "Ignorance is Strength".

Gordon Brown

You've got to feel sorry for our new Prime Minister (not Harold Saxon, the other one). He's stuck in a very tricky situation within just days of taking his new position. If this is any indication of what Mr Brown's days of power will be like, I feel for him. He is going to be a very unfortunate man.





I hate to say it in many ways, but maybe this is it. A new Prime Minister; a new cabinet; a new spate of attacks. Maybe this is the time for change.

We've seen the theme of radical change occur in books and films for years. Something sparks the government to make a huge modifications to their country in order to save it.

It is possible, though not necessarily likely, that we are witnessing the beginning of something massive. Something historic. This could possibly change our country forever.

But I've said that before. A lot.