How not to be Loved

I made a slight faux-pas today. My teacher overheard this conversation I simulated between our headmaster and a Year 7:

"How are you boy?"
(Shaking) "Fine, thankyou Sir"
"Well, let's get this other with. Bend over and drop your trousers."


I just hope he doesn't report it. I don't fancy being expelled right now :P