Horationisms: The Craze Begins

As an avid viewer of CSI:Miami, arguably one of the best police-based programs on our screens, I am particularly fond of Horatio Caine, and his little quips.

In case you are unaware of what I'm talking about, I'll explain it to you. At the start of every episode, just before the titles, Horatio will make a very cheesy comment about the Crime Scene whilst slowly removing his sunglasses. It's the same every single episode. It might as well be in his contract to do so. (In fact, it probably is!) The lines are similar to many in James Bond.

Due to this, I'm trying to start a new craze: Horationisms. Essentially, you create a phrase that could be used on the show. Here are some examples:

(After finding a body in a climbing centre) "Looks like he be-laying forever more."
(After finding a body in a comedy club) "Looks like he had his last laugh."
(After finding a body with a spike through it) "What a piercing blow."

I'd love to see what you can come up with, readers.